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I am a retired English teacher and department head, the mother of three grand mother of four, and have been married to the same man for 53 years, two years after we met at college. I taught in both middle and high schools as I really love teens and in-betweens. I was also a certified Lamaze instructor, and for a short time a volunteer chaplain at Howard County General Hospital. I am a two-time cancer survivor, ovarian (2003), and breast (2019) I was born in South Philadelphia and grew up in the 'burbs with great parents, in a bilingual household. I love soft pretzels and cheesesteaks, the Phillies, the Eagles, the Orioles, and sometimes the Ravens. I love being Mom, Aunt Kathy, Nona Kathy (Kath), and Teacher. I spend a lot of time in my gardens in the spring and summer, and in the winter I plan what I'm going to plant. I also am an avid reader, cook, photographer, lover of languages, music, and four-footed furries.

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Friday, October 15, 2010

Is That $18.00 Wholesale or Retail?

It's going to be a nicely busy weekend.  Breakfast club with several friends with whom I taught, grand daughter's 11th birthday party, and on Sunday we finally get to see youngest child in her Virginia horse country new digs.  Equipped with a care package for her from the natural food store, 4 pounds of carrots for the horses, and a box of treats for the dogs, we'll roll south.

Today, I shopped for a b-day gift for our older grand daughter at the Apple Store, a crazy interesting place to be; I could spend hours there.  A troupe of about 25 Girl Scouts were there for a field day trying out the new IPADs and emitting that squealing energy only pre-pubescent girls emit, people were being tutored on Apple computers; the place just reeks with technical stuff -- I find it invigorating.  The new Nano IPOD comes in 8 gigabytes or 16 (4000 or 8000 songs respectively) and is only an inch?  Amazing!  And now one doesn't even have to go to a register to check out -- the sales associate swiped my credit card and I 'signed' the little machine with my finger! 

I  walked around Sephora (I'm a skin product junkie) and Williams Sonoma (love that place) and realized that my favorite cookware can second in free-weight training or be used as lethal weapons.  At any rate, in picking up stuff to look at, I somehow attached a price tag to my left boob.  Here I am walking through the mall thinking I'm looking all that (or at least cleaned up) and my left boob is advertising itself for $18.00.  A veritable bargain.

And now I'm off to the gym -- w/o the price tag.

12 comments:

Cheryl said...

And you don't have to buy them in pairs? Thanks for the laugh!

I could hang out at the Apple store for hours. I thought you were going to say you bought an iPad. Bon came in on Tuesday with one. I was envious.

Have a great weekend.

Jules said...

LOL, I'd call that a bargain! Have a great weekend Kathy!

Purple Flowers said...

Is that half price or full price?
Funny story. Have a great trip w/your daughter!

Betsy Banks Adams said...

Hi Kathy, Hope you and your family have a nice weekend. Happy Birthday to your granddaughter....

We love APPLE --anything.. We both have iMac's; I have a Macbook; both George and I have iPods --mine is a little one and his is an iPod Touch.. AND--George has a iPad --and loves it... We are MAC PEOPLE ---and we like everything about Apple!!!!

Hugs,
Betsy

George said...

I must admit that I got a chuckle out of your adventures in the Apple Store. It's quite a place, isn't it?
I hope you have a wonderful weekend with your family.

Mage said...

Ah, a sense of humor like yours is to be cherished. :)

Sweet Virginia Breeze said...

ROFLMAO - that is too funny!

Hope you had an enjoyable breakfast with your friends, a fun birthday party for your grand daughter, and a nice trip to Virginia horse country to see your daughter.

Gilly said...

Was that a BOGOF offer (Buy One, Get One Free)!!

Hope all the exciting events were good times.

Gulf Coast said...

Oh how I miss Virgina. I used to live in Williamsburg. So beautiful this time of year. Hope you enjoyed your trip.

Gulf Coast said...

Since you are a skin product junkie, what are your favorite products? I have yet to find a skincream that I truly am faithful with.

Bilbo said...

And here I thought all the cheap boobs were in Congress...silly me!

Lena said...

that was very funny about the tag.

Have a great trip!!