Here I was thinking I was 'all that' -- as I'm walking through the Mall looking for the Godiva store. I thought I'd buy the nurses who took care of me some chocolate. I'd fixed my hair, was wearing my favorite color top -- turquoise (do they still call it that?) and a pair of black 'pedal pushers' (do they still call them that?²)
In spite of the directory and the internet directions (and my memory), the store was not there, but replaced by a huge sign "GODIVA CHOCOLATIERS -- COMING SOON!!" This was just bizarre -- sort of backwards deja vu.
So I strutted my stuff over to Macy's and Nordstrom's to no avail. They had Godiva stuff, but not what I had in mind. I decided to go home and order it off the internet.
When I got home I changed my clothes to discover the whole time I was out one of my fuzzy slipper socks was caught in my pant leg in what must have looked like a large growth on the back of my leg. Cute, huh?