Last night at dinner I ordered a glass of red wine. The couple with whom we dined were shocked. "You're drinking wine?"
"Yes, I'm drinking, thinking of taking up smoking, and seriously considering debauchery."
Are these not the new norms? Pathological lying; bullying until one gets what they want; consorting with enemies; inciting riots and sedition; infidelity in marriage, sexually assaulting women, undermining all established rules for one's own benefit?
Let's celebrate lack of refinement, ignorance, and abject vulgarity! Absolutely no virtue is worth defending, or should be left unscathed.
We have been lied to: Crime pays; the truth enslaves; God is dead; and the Anti-Christ is headed for the White House.
Wow! Have we ever been playing this wrong.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some deadly sins to investigate.